Hugh Jassburn has been pooing since 1974. After several months of producing a variety of stools, mostly in cloth diapers, he moved on to disposables. By 1978 Hugh was a regular toilet user and hasn't looked back since. His favored position is with his back to the cistern, both feet planted firmly on the ground, and both elbows resting on his knees. He flushes when he's standing, is not a fan of cheap toilet paper, and strongly believes that the flap should always be at the front of the roll.