Dear baby, sorry I put you to bed knowing full well you had avocado in your hair.
Filled with the universal parenting fails that make us shrug because, well, we've all been there, Dear Baby…I’m Sorry is a hilarious collection of the funniest moments in parenthood that we should probably apologize for.
With entries like:
Sorry that half of your calories today came from dust bunnies.
Sorry I refer to your morning nap as my first victory of the day.
Sorry I timed how long it was after you woke up before you cried about nothing. It was fifty-seven seconds. Try harder.
Perfect for a good laugh, to pass along to a new mother or father, or just for some parenthood solidarity, Dear Baby...I'm Sorry is the book you'll turn to again and again for all of those hilarious parenting fails.
In addition to being a pro bono toddler personal chef, chaffeur and dry cleaner, Sarah Showfety is a writer whose work has been featured in Today Parents, the Huffington Post, ABC News, Buzzfeed, the New York Post, Yahoo!, the Daily Mail, and other publications. She has appeared on The Doctors, The Better Show, and The Lisa Oz Show. She is the creator of the popular blog Dear Baby XO and the humorous web series Pregnancy 411: Stuff You Need to Know if You Have a Fetus.