When your best friend is just a tiny bit psychotic, you should never actually believe him when he says, "Trust me. This is gonna be awesome."
Of course, you probably wouldn't believe a voodoo doll could work either. Or that it could cause someone's leg
to blow clean off with one quick prick. But I've seen it.
It can happen.
And when there's suddenly a doll of YOU floating around
out there—a doll that could be snatched by a Rottweiler
and torn to shreds, or a gang of thugs ready to torch it,
or any random family of cannibals (really, do you need
the danger here spelled out for you?)—well, you know
that's just gonna be a really bad day ...
"Jeff Strand is hilariously funny and truly deranged." —Christopher Golden, author of When Rose Wakes